The only Belgian I've ever known is from my past legal work with action stars at the forefront in Hollywood. That would be the one and only Jean-Claude Van Damme aka Jean-Claude Van Varenburg. Muscles from Brussels. He had a charming accent, did an impressive split and had a nice derrière. He always called me "Ms. Sebiane" on the phone, on the voicemail and in-person with an impish giggle.
Thank you to my large audience in Belgium this week. Here's to the Belgians! 💋
